Set 1 · Episode 664
David Jolly
Bucket PullMan
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This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.35 punch density·6.67 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I realize we get Generation Z like a lot of shit,
you know what I mean?
'Cause y'all was raised, like, on the Internet and stuff.
We ain't had the Internet growing up.
You know who raised us?
It was PBS.
And we ain't had no business watching that shit either.
[Bit 2]
Remember the Magic School Bus?
Everybody on that bitch was on acid.
That bitch meant Fristle wasn't nothing but a goddamn hippie, man.
I bet that bitch had a bush on that beaver.
Bush a beaver, bitch.
She ain't teach them kids nothing.
I ain't seen no syllabus, no notebook, no nothing.
All they doing is flying in and out of frogs' assholes
all damn day.
Show a freaky ass out of here, Ms. Frizzle.
[Bit 3]
Then they gave us a gay agenda,
nothing against gay people, but we were too young
and nobody gave people at that age.
Remember the first gay couple on PBS?
Burton Ernie.
Them niggas is homosexuals.
The real kind, too, with the dick in the booty,
you know what I mean?
The real fucking kind.
I remember one episode, they had Ernie on there, right?
He got a rubber ducky. He just having a good old time.
He go burnt freak ass and busts in the bathroom.
"Hey, Ernie, hey!
Hey, how you doing there, big boy?
You got a lot of muscles on you, don't you? Yeah."
Need a little help with that lower back?
Then they cut the commercial out of your head.
"Yeah, yeah, you little twink bitch, yeah!"
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Gen Z criticism implies internet problems, but reveals PBS damaged millennials equally.”
Joke Type
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setupI realize we get Generation Z like a lot of shit,
setupyou know what I mean?
setup'Cause y'all was raised, like, on the Internet and stuff.
setupWe ain't had the Internet growing up.
setupYou know who raised us?
setupIt was PBS.
punchlineAnd we ain't had no business watching that shit either.