Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.43 punch density·0.20 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Holy shit, that last girl, huh?

I thought my English was bad.

[Bit 2]

Pete Diddy is getting charged with sex trafficking,

which apparently is a big deal.

I just don't think that's the worst thing he did.

Whenever someone gets charged with sex trafficking,

it's like they're saying,

hey, it's okay to molest people,

just don't take them sightseeing, okay?

If I'm getting molested,

I better get a free trip to Disneyland.

I don't wanna get raped in a dungeon the whole time.

[Bit 3]

Sucks having black hair,

'cause when I find hair in my food,

I don't know if it's mine

or if I get to yell at the help again.

[Bit 4]

Tents are going up in the universities,

which means it's time to invest in Raytheon.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Broken English nearby could be a benchmark proving own English passable.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupHoly shit, that last girl, huh?

punchlineI thought my English was bad.