Luke Newcomb

Bucket PullSmall Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.72 punch density·1.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.57 punch density·1.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Women.

Women are like wine.

I can't afford it.

That's not something I can keep around the house.

Anytime I have one, I am being judged.

For how quickly I finish.

Just bottoms up.

Now, women and wine, they have the same quality,

whereas as they age, they get older.

Day by day, you would think they had already peaked,

but they do somehow become even more expensive.

That's when you're dating.

It's a little different when you're trafficking.

What, women, wine, they're in the cellar.

Alert the authorities.

Now women are like wine.

I don't know where to find a decent white.

That market is flooded with California trash

It gives me a headache

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Woman is like wine because both judged quickly.”

Joke Type

analogy

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setupWomen.

setupWomen are like wine.

setupI can't afford it.

setupThat's not something I can keep around the house.

setupAnytime I have one, I am being judged.

punchlineFor how quickly I finish.

tagJust bottoms up.