Set 4 · Episode 757
Dedrick Flynn
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This set·1 bit·10 beats·0.88 punch density·1.20 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- Y'all mother fuck frontier airlines,
nigga, I hate them bag Nazis and I don't support Nazis.
These niggas, if you never had the unfortunate time
to go fly Waffle House Airlines,
These niggas got a metal box right there
and they say, "This is a bag."
No nigga that's a box.
And then they say, "You gotta put your bag.
"It's gotta fit in here."
And if it don't, everybody that work in Frontier
get to beat your fucking ass.
They do, and they only hire niggas from Waffle House
so they know how to fight individually and as a unit.
And if you didn't get your ass whooped
is 'cause you paid the $300,000 it costs
to not have your bag fit in there.
And the only reason they get to charge
300,000 motherfucking dollars
is they ask you 300,000 motherfucking times,
"Do you wanna buy a bag?"
Nigga, you should buy a bag.
I wouldn't fuck with us by the guy.
Nigga, we be waiting for a nigga not to buy a bag.
We been waiting.
Did these, then saw I bought the bag online
and I got the bundle where you can pick your seat.
How 'bout these niggas sold me a windowless window seat?
Jigga tell me to take my phone down
'cause I had it duct taped, 'cause I claustrophobic,
'cause I gotta look at something, so.
Didn't nigga, I had a nerd come back there
talkin' about the pilot said,
"You can't be sellin' snacks on the plane."
Nigga, I gotta get this money back.
I was just sellin' like little burritos and shit.
So I try to become an entrepreneur, you know what I'm sayin'?
Like, it's Black History Month,
and they was like, "But what about the gambling?"
'Cause we was shootin' dice on the plane, see?
And so I said, "Hey, man, nigga, you telling me
"that Captain told you to come say that?
"The same nigga I just sold two Adderall to
"before we took off,
"this nigga go get on the intercom and go,
"Shit, y'all, I ain't gon' hold you, nigga, be my tobacco."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A bag agent is like a Nazi because both use brutal rule enforcement.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setup- Y'all mother fuck frontier airlines,
punchlinenigga, I hate them bag Nazis and I don't support Nazis.