Set 3 · Episode 757
Drew Nickens
Golden TicketDisabledBlackYoungMan
Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets
This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.79 punch density·0.83 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Unlike the last guy, I just had sex for the first time
in 18 months.
She had a mullet.
And I don't think I was her first special needs body.
Because she knew how to seduce me.
She was like, "Hell yeah, brother.
You look like Mar from Home Alone
and a sexy Napoleon Dynamite
Trying to go back to my hotel room and watch YouTube?
I was fucking jazzed, because I knew exactly what to throw on.
Eddie Guerrero versus Ray Mysterio.
Halloween Havoc 97. Am I right, ladies?
[Bit 2]
I was a little nervous,
because I don't have the lover's touch.
Because sometimes I bet animals do hard.
[Bit 3]
But we got it cracking, dawg.
It's so much clapping and screaming
during that hotel room session.
People thought we were watching a black high school graduation.
[Bit 4]
And I got a TBI.
But that night, I gave her a TPI.
A traumatic pussy injury,
'cause I beat that thing up!
And sensually...
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Sex after an 18-month drought implies triumph, but reveals a low-status partner.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupUnlike the last guy, I just had sex for the first time
setupin 18 months.
punchlineShe had a mullet.
tagAnd I don't think I was her first special needs body.