William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.92 punch density·1.20 tag density

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Skips to 4:47 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Give Epstein credit where credit is due.

The guy had zero spam in his inbox.

[Bit 2]

Meanwhile, StubHub e-mails me every hour asking,

"Wanna go to 17 concerts this weekend?

I don't even get Viagra spam anymore."

They're probably like, "Naw, dawg, this dude helpless.

Don't even waste a digital stamp.

[Bit 3]

Quick housekeeping note,

probably not the best timing,

but when I was in Tucson recently,

somebody stole my razor scooter,

so, you know, any help from the local authorities

would be greatly appreciated.

[Bit 4]

So the mother of a morning show host goes missing,

and all y'all freak out!

Where were y'all when the old Blippi went missing?

Oh, look, new Blippi.

No explanation, no outrage.

They replaced the Blues Clues host,

and we stormed the Capitol.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An empty inbox could be child predator avoidance.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- Give Epstein credit where credit is due.

punchlineThe guy had zero spam in his inbox.