Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.47 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 7:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I don't like how the first thing that people tell me

is their name because now I have to remember their name

for the entire conversation on the off chance

that it's interesting.

Why don't you tell me your name at the end

so I know who to blame for this shitty chitchat I had.

[Bit 2]

I like how Christians, some traditional Christians

have the footprints poem in their house

'cause that poem is about Jesus carrying a dude on a beach.

What if the homophobic Jesus comes down?

I don't carry dudes on beaches, man.

I'm into chicks.

Didn't you read what I said about the gays in my book?

I mentioned them a couple times vaguely,

you should have extrapolated wildly.

[Bit 3]

It's difficult for me to date American women.

It seems like whenever I'm on a date with them,

they're like, "Oh, this boy's just gonna be nice to me.

I'm boring.

I could have been fighting off a rape.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Learning a stranger's name early implies connection, but reveals a future complaint target.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I don't like how the first thing that people tell me

setupis their name because now I have to remember their name

setupfor the entire conversation on the off chance

setupthat it's interesting.

setupWhy don't you tell me your name at the end

punchlineso I know who to blame for this shitty chitchat I had.