William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

Another World Cup soccer journalist has died,

but at this point, are we sure he isn't just flopping?

[Bit 2]

Biden and Russia have just completed

a very festive prisoner swap

right in time for the holiday season.

Biden released an arms dealer

nicknamed the Merchant of Death

who is responsible for deaths

of thousands of American soldiers in exchange

for WNBA player Brittany Greiner.

It's pretty obvious why Biden traded for Greiner

because she checks off three very important boxes

in the current political climate.

Tall, check, like cereal, check, enjoys music, check.

Those aren't really the fucking reasons you idiot.

I mean, holy shit, do I have to spell it out for you?

[Bit 3]

I was watching the prizes right earlier

and I couldn't believe the prizes for one of the showcases.

A home gym, Kate Spade accessories,

and a new affects twin album.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A soccer reporter's death could be mistaken for theatrical flopping.”

Joke Type

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setupAnother World Cup soccer journalist has died,

punchlinebut at this point, are we sure he isn't just flopping?