KT #738 - ANDREW SANTINO + JIMMY CARR
2025-10-07
Set 7 · Episode 738
Ari Matti
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Career avg·2.08 bits/set·4.28 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density·25 sets
This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So I just found out...
that in chess, you know chess?
In chess, they have a separate league for women.
Why?
In basketball it makes sense.
I'm going to jump over you.
In boxing I get it.
But in chess too, huh?
So you're telling me it's official?
You guys are stupid too, huh?
Don't worry, honey cheeks, I looked into it.
It has nothing to do with intelligence.
Just that the rules are a bit different.
No difficult buttons, no bishops, no knights.
As a matter of fact, women close your ears for a second.
Guys, they're playing checkers.
You know in the late 90s,
Gary Kasparov, the greatest chess player of all time, lost to a computer.
Bitch!
Development in civilization history.
with women it happened in 1973 you guys lost to a microwave that's my time thank
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Women's chess league is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setupSo I just found out...
setupthat in chess, you know chess?
setupIn chess, they have a separate league for women.
setupWhy?
setupIn basketball it makes sense.
setupI'm going to jump over you.
setupIn boxing I get it.
setupBut in chess too, huh?
setupSo you're telling me it's official?
punchlineYou guys are stupid too, huh?