Chris Rees

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 55:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I hate to disappoint you guys, but I am half Mexican.

I just got born with that white skin, thank God.

Staying in this country.

[Bit 2]

Been going through a rough patch sexually, sir.

So your relationship pisses me off.

I have. I've been going through a rough patch, actually.

So, naturally, I have to get really good at masturbating.

Yeah? You good at masturbating?

Asian man, are you good at masturbating?

How do you masturbate?

Just two chopsticks on the shaft, up and down?

[Bit 3]

No, I'm really good.

I got a really good method for masturbating.

I go on my phone, and I text all my contacts.

I'm gonna kill myself, shove it up my ass,

and ignore the calls while I jerk off.

Bzzz, bzzz, yeah, fuck yeah.

My mom's frantically calling, and I'm ignoring her.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being half Mexican implies immigration risk, but reveals white skin provides legal advantage.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI hate to disappoint you guys, but I am half Mexican.

setupI just got born with that white skin, thank God.

punchlineStaying in this country.