Michael Lehrer

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 36:53 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I see a future where you came with the war.

But I was able to see a future where Ukrainian soldiers partied so hard after winning, having

them die of criminal poisoning.

[Bit 2]

Now, today is texting because Michael Larr is a comedy business.

That's a good day for me.

Especially, can you imagine what I can write off for depreciation?

[Bit 3]

Hodge came, when he goes down on this girl, he says,

"Let me see that hot ass wasabi."

[Bit 4]

Yo, that last chick represents

the melting pot of America.

Well, I do not believe she's asexual.

because you don't wear pants like that if you're asexual.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A war victory celebration becomes so extreme that soldiers die from partying.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI see a future where you came with the war.

setupBut I was able to see a future where Ukrainian soldiers partied so hard after winning, having

punchlinethem die of criminal poisoning.