David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.88 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 33:16 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I got the new iPhone.

It's not as racist as the old iPhone.

I tried to type the word nigga,

and the phone refused to spell the word nigga.

It was like, "Perhaps you mean Nigeria."

Or maybe you mean Nicaragua.

I was like, "No, I mean nigga."

The phone was like, "Definition, please."

I was like, "Friend, partner, my nigga."

[Bit 2]

I don't trust flawless women.

Like if I see a girl with a flat stomach

and her fat booty and nice titties,

Like I don't trust her because if she's flawless,

I know that the flaw is in that bitch's head.

Give me a bitch without an arm.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“a phone refusing a word implies censorship, but reveals only geographic mispredictions.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI got the new iPhone.

setupIt's not as racist as the old iPhone.

setupI tried to type the word nigga,

setupand the phone refused to spell the word nigga.

punchlineIt was like, "Perhaps you mean Nigeria."

tagOr maybe you mean Nicaragua.

tagI was like, "No, I mean nigga."

tagThe phone was like, "Definition, please."

tagI was like, "Friend, partner, my nigga."