Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 9:51 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I love Texas 'cause everyone has guns here.

It even things out for skinny boys like me.

What are you gonna do, shoot me?

I'll just turn sideways.

[Bit 2]

I was just in Honolulu.

I thought every public bathroom had a bidet in it,

But turns out I was just sitting on a homeless guy peeing in my butthole.

[Bit 3]

So the Chinese balloon got shot down.

Man, these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

You know it was a girl 'cause there was no confetti in it.

[Bit 4]

In China, it's gender reveal parties

are also called abortion reveal parties.

Boy or try again.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“a gun threat implies danger, but reveals invulnerability through extreme thinness.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI love Texas 'cause everyone has guns here.

setupIt even things out for skinny boys like me.

setupWhat are you gonna do, shoot me?

punchlineI'll just turn sideways.