Set 6 · Episode 597
Todd Royce
Golden TicketWhiteMan
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.11 tag density·6 sets
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density
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Skips to 50:58 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I'm wearing a brand new shirt
that I just ordered recently online.
The guy actually called me and said,
"Hey Todd, you ordered a 5XL.
"Wanna make sure that wasn't a typo."
I said, "Type O?
"No, it's probably type two."
[Bit 2]
A friend of mine told me the other day
that these glasses make me look like Jeffrey Dahmer
never stopped eating people.
[Bit 3]
Look, I don't always take responsibility
for things in my life, but I blame my weight on my mom,
because when I was a kid,
she let me eat whatever I wanted.
She wasn't like one of these parents
that let their kids get gender reassignment surgery,
but she did let me grow my own tits, so...
[Bit 4]
I am married. I've been married for 15 years.
My wife has seen me naked a lot.
Like, my wife has seen my dick more times than I have.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"typo" sounds like "Type O", and "Type O" fits because "type two" (diabetes) explains the 5XL order.”
Joke Type
phonetic-matchLines
setupI'm wearing a brand new shirt
setupthat I just ordered recently online.
setupThe guy actually called me and said,
setup"Hey Todd, you ordered a 5XL.
setup"Wanna make sure that wasn't a typo."
setupI said, "Type O?
punchline"No, it's probably type two."