Todd Royce on Kill Tony
7 sets·2.86 bits/set·4.43 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.71 tag density
About Todd Royce's sets
Todd Royce has done 7 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #405 (24 Oct 2019) and the latest on episode #727 (15 July 2025).
Todd Royce won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Todd Royce has performed for guest panels including Joe Derosa, Tim Butterly, Antonio Brown and Tommy Pope.
Todd Royce averages 0.36 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 55% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Todd Royce's punch density went from 0.19 in the first set to 0.50 in the latest.
On average Todd Royce follows each punchline with 0.71 tags.
Of the 31 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 16 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (7).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #727 | 15 July 2025 | Joe Derosa, Tim Butterly | 1 | 0.50 | 1.00 |
| KT #717 | 6 May 2025 | Antonio Brown, Tommy Pope | 2 | 0.67 | 2.00 |
| KT #689 | 29 Oct 2024 | KT #689 HARLAND WILLIAMS + DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) | 3 | 0.33 | 1.00 |
| KT #679 | 3 Sept 2024 | Matt Rife | 5 | 0.35 | 0.00 |
| KT #669 | 25 June 2024 | Luis J Gomez, Sal Vulcano | 3 | 0.27 | 1.00 |
| KT #597 | 21 Feb 2023 | Jim Florentine, Punkie Johnson, Eddie Pepitone | 4 | 0.19 | 0.00 |
| KT #405 | 24 Oct 2019 | San Francisco | 2 | 0.19 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Todd Royce's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #72715 July 2025
I don't know if this is weird. When I was 13 years old, my stepdad
taught me how to masturbate.
Plus, who can't get hard with these tits?
And I was young, they were perky, you know what I mean?
KT #7176 May 2025
I have a weird relationship with my mom.
Does anybody else have a weird relationship with my mom?
She goes, "What do you mean frog?" I go, "At 69, she gets a little frog in her throat. It's a frog like Kermit."
She goes, "No, no, no. It's fog like cum."
And I was like, "Mom."
So now I'm a 16-year-old virgin
KT #68929 Oct 2024
I call this one a ship-poo, especially 'cause she's gotten old and she's lost complete control of her bowels.
Ship-poo's actually what we call grandma near the end.
It's a joke, we never called grandma near the end.
She didn't have any money, why waste our time?
and shove it up the dog's ass. They say that's the best way to defend yourself if a pit bull, I say that's the best way to defend yourself
if anybody attacks you.
Try that the next time you're getting mugged.
It works on pit bulls and Puerto Ricans.
KT #6793 Sept 2024
I've been married for 17 years, and when you're together for a long time like that, you wanna start doing new things in bed.
Like, she's learned, she should definitely be on top.
But we try new things now. Like, I try to be more romantic.
She's trying to fuck black guys.
KT #66925 June 2024
and I know I look a little young for my age, but that's 'cause I'm a health nut. And,
they say black don't crack while obese don't crease.
So, that's,
I just always thought when I got older, you know, big fat body, big fat cock, and no.
I don't know why my grandma told me that.
KT #59721 Feb 2023
she let me eat whatever I wanted. She wasn't like one of these parents that let their kids get gender reassignment surgery,
but she did let me grow my own tits, so...
I am married. I've been married for 15 years. My wife has seen me naked a lot.
Like, my wife has seen my dick more times than I have.
KT #40524 Oct 2019
- My mom has been married five times, which means that I've had more dads
than I've had girlfriends.
and then are like, "You know who'd love this? "Carol and accounting." The only person I've ever sent a dick pic to
is myself just to check in on him every once in a while.