Set 3 · Episode 663
Preacher Lawson
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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·1.57 punch density·3.40 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·5 beats·1.57 punch density·3.40 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I think that women avoid eye contact with dudes
is if they look at us for like two seconds,
we just assume they like us.
You have one second and you gotta get out of there, ladies.
One, one thousand, go!
Save yourself.
'Cause in a man's brain, we like one, one thousand, two.
You're like a dream come true.
That's what we think.
You gotta go.
[Bit 2]
It's so funny, if a woman looks at a man for two seconds,
we like, oh, she want it.
But if a man looks at another man for two seconds,
we like, you trying to fight, bro?
Who you looking at?
For two seconds.
Unless they're gay.
But you know if they're gay or not,
because their chin is down, right?
You can tell.
That's the giveaway right there.
Same rules apply, one, one thousand.
Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa.
[Bit 3]
I haven't had a gay roommate one time.
He didn't say he was gay, but I seen him on Grindr.
I was like, "He gay, man.
"What you doing out here, man?
"What you doing?"
That's the last time we playing Twister.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Female eye contact becomes so extreme that assumes romance.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupI think that women avoid eye contact with dudes
setupis if they look at us for like two seconds,
punchlinewe just assume they like us.
tagYou have one second and you gotta get out of there, ladies.
tagOne, one thousand, go!
tagSave yourself.
tag'Cause in a man's brain, we like one, one thousand, two.
tagYou're like a dream come true.
tagThat's what we think.
tagYou gotta go.