Preacher Lawson on Kill Tony
4 sets·2.25 bits/set·3.25 beats/set·0.70 punch density·2.09 tag density
About Preacher Lawson's sets
Preacher Lawson has done 4 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #149 (22 Apr 2016) and the latest on episode #663 (14 May 2024).
Preacher Lawson came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Preacher Lawson has performed for guest panels including Dr Phil (Adam Ray), Akaash Singh, Pauly Shore and Daniel Van Kirk.
Preacher Lawson averages 0.70 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 87% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Preacher Lawson's punch density went from 0.57 in the first set to 1.40 in the latest.
On average Preacher Lawson follows each punchline with 2.09 tags.
Of the 13 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 5 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (5).
Appearances
Jokes from Preacher Lawson's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #66314 May 2024
I think that women avoid eye contact with dudes is if they look at us for like two seconds,
we just assume they like us.
You have one second and you gotta get out of there, ladies.
One, one thousand, go!
But if a man looks at another man for two seconds,
we like, you trying to fight, bro?
Who you looking at?
For two seconds.
KT #21214 Aug 2017
I got a question. How do you find out that you're the fastest clapper in the world? How do you figure that out?
You just had a track meet?
You're just cheering on your niece?
One, cast it!
I bet you they love me at camp, Ross. I can't start a fire. Don't even worry about it, Kathy.
Get the stitch lined up!
KT #16321 July 2016
I didn't know it was dangerous. I was looking for apartments online. Watts was in my price range, right?
I was like $40 a month?
I could do that.
That's not a bad deal for a seven bedroom.
It's a lot of thugs and gangsters, okay? I'm not a gangster, okay?
I tried to be, I just can't be one 'cause I'm techlish.
Okay, you can't.
KT #14922 Apr 2016
Yes! I got an iPhone plus, six plus. Super big, it's too big. Like every time I swipe
down my screen, I feel like I'm playing the prices right. That's how big it is.
Let me see what's down my Facebook feed. I got a hopscotch text people, I'm gonna call you back in the radio!
So I got me is my screen say because I like me all right, I got a iPhone 6s plus 128 gig That's a $940 phone. I I paid my mom paid
- We need nine of your $40.