Ahren Belisle

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Career avg·1.67 bits/set·4.17 beats/set·1.40 punch density·2.86 tag density·6 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·1.00 punch density·0.17 tag density

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Skips to 38:10 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- My whole life, I was a man trapped in a woman's phone.

- My gender reveal party when my phone updated in 2022

was a banger.

I didn't used to have this sexy voice. I used to sound like a real bitch.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

The bitch still tries to interrupt me all the time while I'm on stage telling some jokes.

Shut the fuck up.

[Bit 2]

I've always been able to go in the wrong bathroom. Nobody says anything.

They just look around for my mom.

[Bit 3]

I got an argument one time with someone in the ladies' room about who belonged in there.

It turned out neither of us did.

[Bit 4]

I was going to join the Olympics as a woman,

but there is no way I'm going to beat all those other guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“- My whole life, I was a man trapped in a woman's phone.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

punchline- My whole life, I was a man trapped in a woman's phone.