Set 9 · Episode 556
William Montgomery
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[Bit 1]
Please keep it going for the funny Swedish guy, Bob Faggot.
[Bit 2]
Anybody else film planes every time they take off
just in case you can sell the footage later?
Okay, just me.
[Bit 3]
Is an ethnic comedian really an ethnic comedian
if they don't do a 10 minute bit
where they exaggerate their appearance
English as a second language?
We get it, your parents are struggling
to assimilate into American culture.
[Bit 4]
I recently asked Dennis Rodman if the carpets matched the drapes.
He actually didn't respond. He was in the stall of the bathroom at the airport and seemed really busy.
[Bit 5]
Kidnapping conjures up a sweet image, just a kidnapping.
[Bit 6]
But babysitting? You better not sit on my baby!
[Bit 7]
It's time for a new rating system in movies.
From now on, children under 30
aren't allowed to watch any of the Muppet movies.
What the fuck are those things?
They're like out of one of my fucking nightmares.
Seriously, what are they, animals, puppets?
Seriously, what is a Muppet?
I can't fucking figure it out!
Jake, what are they?
Is it an animal?
What is it?
- I had no idea.
- What the fuck is a muffin, Jake Shields?
- Can't help you on that one.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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Beat Premise
“Please keep it going for the funny Swedish guy, Bob Faggot.”
Joke Type
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punchlinePlease keep it going for the funny Swedish guy, Bob Faggot.