Set 21 · Episode 682
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.32 punch density·0.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I think racism needs to make a comeback.
It was better times back then.
Because what would you rather battle?
or this gay shit going on right now?
Like what's scarier, a redneck in a pillowcase
or a six-four-fag with a hard dick, you know what I'm saying?
Like if LeBron James wanted to fuck you,
what are you gonna do about it?
You gonna outrun this nigga?
You gonna outjump this nigga?
No, you gonna be a tired fuck motherfucker.
Like that's why I love carrying a gun,
you know what I'm saying?
Because my biggest fear is getting beat up
by a gay nigga, you know?
You imagine some gay nigga grab you and put you in the head
like I be like, go to sleep, bitch.
And then he suck your dick.
[Bit 2]
I love having a belly because I can carry a big ass gun,
and I put it right below my fucking belly.
And when I pull it out, my belly put one in the chamber.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, what's happening, nigga?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Racism implies bigotry, but reveals gay men scarier.”
Joke Type
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setupI think racism needs to make a comeback.
setupIt was better times back then.
setupBecause what would you rather battle?
setupor this gay shit going on right now?
setupLike what's scarier, a redneck in a pillowcase
punchlineor a six-four-fag with a hard dick, you know what I'm saying?