Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·1.00 punch density·0.60 tag density

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Skips to 2:12:42 in the episode

[Bit 1]

We got Kamala Harris running for president now, which is a fucking joke.

I think we should have a completely separate political system dressed for women.

We can call it the W USA.

You can do all the layups you want over there.

We're fighting for oil here.

[Bit 2]

I think a president should be able to stand up when he pees.

I don't even know how women pee.

I think they just soak their flaps and wait for it to drip down.

But I don't get to see a lot of pussies.

It's pretty tough for me.

[Bit 3]

Sometimes I wish I could take a time machine back to my Asian ancestors

before they left Africa and be like, "Stop moving right now."

If you keep going that way, your dicks are gonna get smaller.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Women's politics is like women's basketball because both separate.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupWe got Kamala Harris running for president now, which is a fucking joke.

setupI think we should have a completely separate political system dressed for women.

punchlineWe can call it the W USA.

tagYou can do all the layups you want over there.

tagWe're fighting for oil here.