Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.56 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 53:29 in the episode

[Bit 1]

That's the minute. I want to pee and there's a work divider between the urinals.

That's the worst. Now the guys can see me look at their dick, you know?

And I have to make them scream.

[Bit 2]

They have a wheelchair rugby, which is crazy, because that's how they ended up in the wheelchair.

in the wheelchair.

[Bit 3]

I went to a funeral and the guy that sat at me

wore an APS and I don't care, I just don't know what to say.

You know, I was gonna be like, oh, we'll see him again.

Guess not, or he's in a better place.

Guess, guess not.

So, so I just said the end.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Urinal divider could be protection from looking at strangers.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupThat's the minute. I want to pee and there's a work divider between the urinals.

punchlineThat's the worst. Now the guys can see me look at their dick, you know?

tagAnd I have to make them scream.