William Montgomery

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·1.14 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Delta Airline says to promote gender diversity they're gonna quit using the

phrase ladies and gentlemen during gate announcements hey Delta here's a

suggestion stop worrying about my dick and start worrying about my fucking

flight being five hours late.

The fuck is going on Delta?

[Bit 2]

Kamala Harris might become the first Indian American president.

And Elizabeth Warren is like, it could have been me.

[Bit 3]

Kamala Harris is so bad at fake laughing.

I thought she was at one of my shows.

[Bit 4]

So take these broken wings.

That's a pickup line I used to use on angels

that had fallen from heaven.

[Bit 5]

Die hard, it's called rigor mortis.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Gender-neutral airline language could be wrong priority versus flight delays.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupDelta Airline says to promote gender diversity they're gonna quit using the

setupphrase ladies and gentlemen during gate announcements hey Delta here's a

punchlinesuggestion stop worrying about my dick and start worrying about my fucking

punchlineflight being five hours late.

tagThe fuck is going on Delta?