Chris Martinez

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.27 punch density·2.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Yeah, I'm not retarded,

but I spent $15 for rocks.

Anybody have that problem?

I don't know.

I'm starting to think that Cam Patterson sold out.

He jumped off the Kill Tony show, went straight to SNL.

And all of a sudden he's selling rocks for $15.

It's like they were promised to him 3,000 years ago.

[Bit 2]

Let's talk about Corpus Christi, Texas, where I'm from.

Donald Trump was just there yesterday.

Everybody give a hand for Donald Trump.

The greatest president to ever live.

You see this beautiful bridge.

I built that bridge.

My administration, we built it in 2017.

Sleepy Joe Biden, Sleepy Joe Biden.

He cut the port, he cut the funding,

and then we brought it back in 2020.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Rocks could be 3000-year-old promise.”

Joke Type

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setupYeah, I'm not retarded,

setupbut I spent $15 for rocks.

setupI'm starting to think that Cam Patterson sold out.

setupHe jumped off the Kill Tony show, went straight to SNL.

setupAnd all of a sudden he's selling rocks for $15.

punchlineIt's like they were promised to him 3,000 years ago.