Luke Aaron

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[Bit 1]

Dating is hard nowadays.

I was sleeping with this one girl.

I absolutely loved her.

I would have done anything for her,

but turns out she had no heartbeat.

[Bit 2]

It annoys me when old people say,

"Oh, you guys have it so easy nowadays."

Like, yeah, you all had to go to war or whatever,

but we also had to deal with trauma.

I remember I was like,

"Oh, we had to deal with porn advertisements."

I remember I was like 12 years old and I looked up,

nude girl with breasts,

and then all of a sudden,

ad pops up for where there was a midget that got gangbanged by basketball people.

That that shit scarred me

Yeah, so for the old people for their trauma

They got they got called a hero and got a purple heart

All I got was called a pervert and got a purple purple boner

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Absolutely loved her implies normal relationship, but reveals she had no heartbeat.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupDating is hard nowadays.

setupI was sleeping with this one girl.

setupI absolutely loved her.

setupI would have done anything for her,

punchlinebut turns out she had no heartbeat.