Drew Nickens

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.80 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I haven't been on a date in two years.

The last time I went on a date was to the movie Sing 2.

Now I was so excited, but I didn't want to be a pedophile,

so I brought someone with me.

Now I was so excited, we shotgun red bulls in a parking lot.

I go to the ticket office, and I'm like, 2 for Sing 2.

And I'm so excited.

And then I realize there's people smiling.

There's people who could tell in my gate, thank you.

And I realize they think that's my special needs chaperone.

They just got any chance of me getting a kiss on the cheek.

So I owned it.

I got a free sticker.

I got a sipping cup.

You know, I was happy.

They can't tell a retarded guy not to talk during the movies.

Oh my God, the gorillas are back.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Children's movie alone implies innocent entertainment, but reveals predator risk.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI haven't been on a date in two years.

setupThe last time I went on a date was to the movie Sing 2.

setupNow I was so excited, but I didn't want to be a pedophile,

punchlineso I brought someone with me.