2024-07-02

Set 6 · Episode 670

Kam Patterson

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Skips to 56:41 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Right now, today, I was in Spokane this weekend.

And I used to talk about where I was.

And Spokane, Washington is a terrible fucking place.

I asked them, I said, what are they doing in Spokane,

Washington?

And one person just said, suicide.

That's a terrible answer.

[Bit 2]

And I want y'all to know something.

Spokane, Washington has like a huge basketball three on three

tournament that they do.

Yeah, not that cool.

It's 88% white in Spokane, Washington.

That's fucking crazy, nope.

To be like, "Yeah, man, we just gonna corner the market

"on basketball real quick, that's what we gonna do."

[Bit 3]

Oh, I got rich friends.

And that's weird now.

I was showing my picture, my homeboy picture of a giraffe

and he was like, "I own one of those."

And I said, "What?"

And he said, "I own a giraffe."

And I was like, "For real?"

He said, "Yeah, I got two of them.

And one of them, they had sex, and they made a giraffe baby.

And I sold the baby giraffe to the zoo."

And I was like, "Nigga, you flip a giraffe."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Asking locals activity implies recreation, but reveals suicide.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupRight now, today, I was in Spokane this weekend.

setupAnd I used to talk about where I was.

setupAnd Spokane, Washington is a terrible fucking place.

setupI asked them, I said, what are they doing in Spokane,

setupWashington?

punchlineAnd one person just said, suicide.

tagThat's a terrible answer.