William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.42 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 2:07:28 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Did anybody else hear this?

Aaliyah wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

[Bit 2]

You know it's this old Palestine-Israel debacle.

I heard somebody say what we need now more than ever

is Jesus, and I feel like if Jesus were to descend

from heaven, he'd be a little torn,

because on one hand, you have the guys who think

if you commit jihad, you get 99 virgins in heaven,

and on the other side, you got the guys

who sent you to heaven.

[Bit 3]

Yeah, okay, computer.

That is my impression of a sarcastic radio ed fan.

That's a pretty good one, I think.

[Bit 4]

All right, I asked my cousin,

didn't you start an OnlyFans for your dog?

And he said, it's a coyote, you dumbass.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Celebrity plane death could be seatbelt warning.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setup- Did anybody else hear this?

punchlineAaliyah wasn't wearing a seatbelt.