Set 3 · Episode 749
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets
This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.41 punch density·0.50 tag density
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Skips to 36:06 in the episode
[Bit 1]
BLM said there's no such thing as black on black crime.
Well, what I wanna know is who was that nigga
who broke into my house last night?
He wasn't white.
[Bit 2]
Trump said that Tyler and I was making kids retarded,
I do believe him.
Because the last few bitches I had sex with
all had retarded kids.
They never let you know their kids is retarded,
they just put them in the back of the house
and you gotta hear that nigga.
I was in the middle of having sex with this one girl,
And next thing I know her fucking door bust down
and in comes six, six, 11 years old,
butt ass naked and dinosaur slippers.
And I'm like, "Hey, bitch, what the fuck is that?"
She's like, "That's my autistic son."
I'm like, "I almost shot this nigga, bitch.
I didn't know you lived with a Texas Chainsaw massacre."
She was like, "Let me put him back to sleep.
He was having a bad dream."
I said, "Bitch, I'm having a bad dream."
I just seen a retarded niggas dick.
How you think I feel?
She was like, "We can finish fucking."
I'm like, "I'm good.
I don't want no more of that retarded,
producing pussy you got."
My dick is inside of itself.
But I'd rather fuck a bitch with a handicapped kid
than a retarded kid,
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Black-on-black crime reality is widely understood but rarely stated.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setupBLM said there's no such thing as black on black crime.
setupWell, what I wanna know is who was that nigga
setupwho broke into my house last night?
punchlineHe wasn't white.