Set 6 · Episode 749
Dedrick Flynn
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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.26 punch density·2.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Man, this shit feel good, man. I used to actually hate rich people before I got money.
You know rich people got different debit cards in us?
They got--maybe y'all--some of y'all got 'em out here,
these little 22-pound, bullet-proof,
solid metal debit cards
made out of vibranium from Wakanda.
Hey, y'all seen these motherfuckers?
And they did it--me--
The thing is, my debit card--
that shit, if I throw it up in the air,
it's gonna be a minute before it hit the ground.
If somebody opened the door,
that shit gonna go right back to the top.
Sometimes if I'm high and I'm bored,
I just go, "Pfft, pfft, for my debit card."
You know, rich people got heavy debit cards
so they could break down cocaine better.
Meanwhile, I could just roll my blunts in my debit card
and Navy Feds don't give a fuck about me.
[Bit 2]
But it's cool, though, because, like,
now that I got famous success,
I get to talk to people that, like, have done it.
So when I get to talk to Tony, I was--
first thing I got regular, I was like,
"Yo, what should I look out for?"
and Tony was like, "Stay off the comments on Reddit."
They're mean and racist.
They say things I wouldn't say.
If Tony wouldn't say, "I want to do it,"
but the thing was is that when he told me,
I just had to appreciate it,
but I wanted to laugh in his face
because he don't know me like that.
For 20 years before that, I was working customer service.
They said it to my face.
[Bit 3]
Dude, I was working at a car wash in Atlanta for 17 years,
and a girl walked this old-ass fucking lady,
65 years old walked into me and she called me the hard R.
And that shit hurt my feelings.
'Cause I wasn't even being one at the time.
Had she had caught me in some niggardly activity,
I would've been like, "Touche."
We weren't shooting dice, selling crack wrapping
when you walked up.
I was just a GM at a goddamn car wash.
But basically, the situation that happened
where a bitch of shit came to my car wash
I watched 10 years before, and then when she showed up,
the prices were higher 10 years later.
Like they do everywhere else in the fucking world, right?
'Cause today's price is not yesterday's price,
but not to this racist ass bitch.
She ran up to me, she said,
"You niggers are always raising prices."
And I was like, "Actually, man,
we devalued the neighborhood."
If you gonna be racist, be right!
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Debit card could be cocaine cutter.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupMan, this shit feel good, man. I used to actually hate rich people before I got money.
setupYou know rich people got different debit cards in us?
setupthese little 22-pound, bullet-proof,
setupsolid metal debit cards
setupmade out of vibranium from Wakanda.
setupThe thing is, my debit card--
setupthat shit, if I throw it up in the air,
setupit's gonna be a minute before it hit the ground.
setupIf somebody opened the door,
setupthat shit gonna go right back to the top.
setupSometimes if I'm high and I'm bored,
setupI just go, "Pfft, pfft, for my debit card."
setupYou know, rich people got heavy debit cards
punchlineso they could break down cocaine better.
tagMeanwhile, I could just roll my blunts in my debit card
tagand Navy Feds don't give a fuck about me.