Dusty Carter

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.62 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.57 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I recently made a horrible mistake.

I cut off all my hair and most of my beard.

Yeah, I used to look like Jesus if his first miracle was turning water into meth.

You know, I got tired of walking around looking like a caveman who had been thawed from ice.

The problem is now I just look like a white guy hired by it.

[Bit 2]

I was at my daughter's school the other day and I overheard these two ladies talking about a deaf kid that had been learning sign language.

And then he had an accident over the summer during 4th of July.

Messed up some digits. I was like, "That is so sad."

That little boy was born deaf. Then he developed a lisp.

It's okay for the rest of y'all to laugh. Hell, if he was here he wouldn't have heard you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Unkempt appearance is like Jesus because both holy strung-out look.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupI recently made a horrible mistake.

setupI cut off all my hair and most of my beard.

punchlineYeah, I used to look like Jesus if his first miracle was turning water into meth.