Patrick Cassidy

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.90 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.47 punch density·0.80 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

You guys ever walk in on your parents having sex

when you're a kid?

27 times?

It's awkward when they tell you to stop doing it.

You keep...

No, it's my fault the first time, actually.

I was about five and I said, "What do you want for your birthday?"

I said, "I want to watch."

Fucking shit is that big wheel.

[Bit 2]

Actually, my father passed away not too long ago.

I'm pretty happy about that now.

He left me his motorhome and I'm living it at

About two miles away from here, so I get to sign up all the time.

It's pretty awesome.

[Bit 3]

But I had a hard time talking about it with all my black friends,

because I don't want to think I'm appropriating their culture.

Why not having a father now?

Which got me thinking about Star Wars.

And how Anakin Skywalker was white.

Damn.

But then as soon as he turned black, he left his kids.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Childhood voyeurism becomes so extreme that 27 times.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

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