William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

- Quick housekeeping announcement.

There's an Astro van parked out front.

It's filled with guys and turbines reciting prayers,

frantically reciting prayers.

[Bit 2]

Anyway, so I'm watching this Diddy documentary,

"The Reckoning," and I didn't realize that early in his

career, Diddy hosted a celebrity basketball game where nine

people were trampled to death when they were rushing into the

gym to get a seat.

Apparently they thought it was an AFEX twin concert?

[Bit 3]

Is it just me or has the Taliban gotten too woke?

[Bit 4]

I've always wanted to go to a mafioso Christmas party and be like,

"Hey, wait, this mistletoe has a tiny little microphone hanging down."

[Bit 5]

"A teenager who wants to be a lion tamer

jumped in the lion enclosure in a Brazilian zoo.

If he had not been eaten alive by the lions, it would have gone really well."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Housekeeping announcement implies mundane notice, but reveals men praying in a van.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setup- Quick housekeeping announcement.

setupThere's an Astro van parked out front.

setupIt's filled with guys and turbines reciting prayers,

punchlinefrantically reciting prayers.