Jack Shaw

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.55 tag density·11 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 7:25 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Man, I've been working on standing up for myself

because I went to performing arts school.

I drive a fucking Fiat,

and I was recently told that I look like

what a white girl transitions to.

[Bit 2]

I was driving my Fiat in the fast lane the other day.

It was a big fucking day for me.

[Bit 3]

When all of a sudden, this guy starts honking behind me,

giving me the finger, saying, "Fuck you! Fuck you!"

So I decided to pull over in the right lane,

let him pass me.

He pulls up next to me, rolls down his window,

and says, "Roll down your window, you trans bitch!"

And I said, "Nope!

Uh-uh!"

This made this man so mad, I swear to you this happened.

He took out pantomime finger guns and shot me.

And I pantomime caught the bullet in my teeth.

Don't pantomime with me, bitch.

I went to performing art school.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An effeminate man is like a trans woman because both are soft and androgynous.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupMan, I've been working on standing up for myself

setupbecause I went to performing arts school.

setupI drive a fucking Fiat,

setupand I was recently told that I look like

punchlinewhat a white girl transitions to.