
KT #681 - GREG FITZSIMMONS + SAM JAY
2024-09-10
Set 5 · Episode 681
Drew Nickens
Golden TicketDisabledBlackYoungMan
Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets
This set·2 bits·7 beats·1.08 punch density·0.86 tag density
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Skips to 37:27 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- I'm Blacker than Kamala Harris!
[Bit 2]
When I first got my head injury, I was in a dark place.
But you know what pulled me out of it?
The children's TV show, "The Wiggles."
Y'all know "The Wiggles."
Fruit salad!
Yummy, yummy!
They're actually doing a tour across the US, 18 and up.
And I'm so excited,
'cause I'll be able to see my favorite music group
and not be put on a registry!
And imagine all the hipsters that are gonna be so fucked up
on Coke and Molly, it's people watching for days!
But don't worry, I'll be safe.
'Cause I'm gonna wear a helmet to the mosh pit!
But I know I'm gonna fire my soulmate.
We're gonna lock eyes, and two years later,
we're gonna get married on a day of the busters!
And our registry's gonna be a Bucky's and Taco Bell!
And don't worry, I'm gonna get head in the parking lot
of a Wiggles concert,
'cause that sounds like a bucket list item.
Fruit salad!
- No yummy!
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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“- I'm Blacker than Kamala Harris!”
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punchline- I'm Blacker than Kamala Harris!