Uncle Lazer

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Statistically, we've all to some degree been sexually assaulted with a stranger

during Netflix and chill.

You're one of the few.

Yeah, I mean, sometimes the guy from Christian Mingle that you met ain't so chill, you know,

and starts off as a butt massage and ends, you know, with the guy you swipe right on

fucking cherry picking them little toilet balls out of the rim of your butthole.

[Bit 2]

Oh, yeah, I had COVID.

I lost my sense of taste and smell.

You can still get strep throat, you fucking idiot.

[Bit 3]

But I smoked crack with a woman the other day

during "Netflix and Chill."

I said... [ Beeps ]

Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think "Netflix and Chill"

is a crack activity, darling.

I'm trying to watch the "House of the Dragons,"

not chase a fucking dragon.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Netflix and chill becomes so extreme that assault from massage.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupStatistically, we've all to some degree been sexually assaulted with a stranger

setupduring Netflix and chill.

setupYeah, I mean, sometimes the guy from Christian Mingle that you met ain't so chill, you know,

setupand starts off as a butt massage and ends, you know, with the guy you swipe right on

punchlinefucking cherry picking them little toilet balls out of the rim of your butthole.