Ari Matti

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 9:47 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I love Texas, I love it.

I do have to say one thing as a European though.

Open carry is fucking bananas.

I've never seen so many guns in the wild before.

Everybody's got guns here.

I went to like whole foods, saw a mother with a gun,

just two kids and a gun.

And you could see these kids listen.

You can tell these kids go to bed by 10 p.m.

Or there's gonna be a homeschool shooting.

[Bit 2]

I could never have a gun, I'm a psycho.

I could never walk around

with the ultimate argument finisher.

Every interaction I'm in would escalate.

I would be at the McDonald's like,

"Oh, the ice cream machine is off!"

"Turn it on!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Open carry is like wildlife because both are danger in public.”

Joke Type

analogy

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setupI love Texas, I love it.

setupI do have to say one thing as a European though.

setupOpen carry is fucking bananas.

punchlineI've never seen so many guns in the wild before.