2024-10-01
Set 4 · Episode 685
Dan Nolan
Bucket PullMan
Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.53 punch density·1.00 tag density
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Skips to 46:50 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I like Transporn.
A lot of people think that that makes you gay
if you like Transporn, I disagree.
You know what does make you gay?
Chemicals that the government's been putting
in our drinking water.
[Bit 2]
No, I don't think it's gay to like trans women.
The way that I look at it, I like women so much,
I don't even care if they have giant, beautiful penises.
I'll suck a lady's penis, that's not gay.
You guys are gay, shut up.
[Bit 3]
I'm really tall.
I'm 6'5".
A lot of insecurities with being tall.
Like I always thought that I had a small penis.
Turned out it was just far away.
[Bit 4]
Me and my girlfriend are trying to have a baby.
We're getting all the tests done and stuff.
I just got my sperm tested.
It was a blindfolded taste test.
Almost everyone preferred Pepsi.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Asking what makes trans porn gay implies sexual logic, but reveals government water chemicals.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI like Transporn.
setupA lot of people think that that makes you gay
setupif you like Transporn, I disagree.
setupYou know what does make you gay?
punchlineChemicals that the government's been putting
tagin our drinking water.