Set 8 · Episode 592
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.53 punch density·2.33 tag density
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[Bit 1]
I be having high thoughts without smoking weed.
Like I be thinking like,
what if a gay guy put a pocket pussy in his ass?
And then I fuck it.
Do that make me gay?
It's like I didn't fuck his asshole.
I fucked the pocket pussy
that was living in his asshole.
[Bit 2]
I wanna know like,
after a girl has an abortion,
How long is it appropriate until you eat her pussy?
You know what I'm saying?
I say like six months, you know what I mean?
Anything earlier than that is just like,
that's a crate in a grave, you know what I mean?
I ate this one girl pussy who had just had an abortion
like two weeks ago.
And when I was eating her pussy,
I could hear babies on the inside crying.
It was...
Abortion pussy is like a seashell.
You can put your ear up to it and hear vacuum cleaners.
Nowhere to...
I'm like, "Bitch, you got a Dyson in your pussy.
What the fuck is..."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“An elaborate sexual setup implies a punchline, but reveals only the question "is that gay?"”
Joke Type
anti-humorLines
setupI be having high thoughts without smoking weed.
setupLike I be thinking like,
setupwhat if a gay guy put a pocket pussy in his ass?
setupAnd then I fuck it.
punchlineDo that make me gay?
tagIt's like I didn't fuck his asshole.
tagI fucked the pocket pussy
tagthat was living in his asshole.