Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 6:06 in the episode

[Bit 1]

There's a lot of ice on the road and not just the good kind.

Not just the brave men and women who are trying to make sure these sexy Latinas don't suck her cocks.

But the bad kind that enters your home without a warrant.

My only problem with ICE is that they're going after every minority group except black people.

I mean, you're trying to reduce crime.

You can just give it more room to breathe.

But I understand.

Can you imagine the shape you have to be

into to deport black people?

[Bit 2]

Yeah, I'm actually training

for the three-gun competition right now.

That's where you shoot a pistol, a rifle,

and a shotgun in under three minutes,

just in case I get carjacked at an Antifa rally.

And a flock of quail fly by.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"ice" can mean frozen road hazard or immigration enforcement.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupThere's a lot of ice on the road and not just the good kind.

setupNot just the brave men and women who are trying to make sure these sexy Latinas don't suck her cocks.

punchlineBut the bad kind that enters your home without a warrant.