Set 5 · Episode 592

Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.60 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 39:14 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My name is Hans Kim, and I hate liberals.
Liberals are the type of people that will pull down their masks
so that they can hear you better.

[Bit 2]

Meghan Thee Stallion got shot on the foot,
which wouldn't have been a big deal, but she is a horse.
I have to put her down.
It's Megan the glue stick now.

[Bit 3]

You know, I kind of feel bad
whenever I'm hitting on a girl that's hot,
'cause I'm basically saying,
"Girl, you're so hot, I wanna make your kids ugly."
Come here, let me ruin Thanksgiving's for you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Wearing a mask to protect others both claims safety and yet interferes with hearing.

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupMy name is Hans Kim, and I hate liberals.
setupLiberals are the type of people that will pull down their masks
punchlineso that they can hear you better.
Hans Kim - Ep 592 | PunchNotes