Drew Nickens

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Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.53 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

My dad is my best friend, even though he talks shit about me

on Reddit.

[Bit 2]

And he's a kooky guy.

I was scrolling through Facebook.

I got a group recommend that said sexy superheroes.

And my dad was a member.

So I checked on it just to see what type of did he

freak off shit he's into.

That's when I realized my dad is a Batman cosplayer.

Imagine this.

He is a 6'6" 450-pound black man in a Batman costume

in a wheelchair that he calls the Batmobile

because he can't walk.

He goes, I love--

I'm Batman.

I love solving crime, unless they're stairs.

Like, why can't you be trans, dad?

It was awkward.

I walked into my parents' house, AKA the Batcave.

That's when I realized my parents were creating content.

My dad, full costume battering, hanging out.

My mom hunched over in a pleather costume.

It smelled like an Arby's Roast Me sandwich in that bitch.

They had the meats, but I'm not going to King Shame.

So you can find me in that group at the Retarded Robin.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A father both acts like a best friend and yet insults a child online.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupMy dad is my best friend, even though he talks shit about me

punchlineon Reddit.