Jeff Scott

Bucket Pull

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

>> All right, I was watching a documentary before the show, but

it got a little depressing, so I had to turn it off.

But it turns out dolphins will have sex with just about anything,

like they're extremely horny creatures.

And they kind of bum me out, dude,

I just thought what me and Flipper had was special, you know?

I have herpes now, bastard.

[Bit 2]

I really am trying to improve myself right now, though I quit playing video games.

No more smoking weed or no more drinking.

I started going to church, and that means

no more masturbating, especially no more jerking off.

In fact, if I'm gonna have sex from now on,

I only want it to be the Lord's way.

I just wish the priest would take it easy on me, dude.

I haven't felt a fart since Easter.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dolphin promiscuity implies animal trivia, but reveals imagined dolphin infidelity.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup>> All right, I was watching a documentary before the show, but

setupit got a little depressing, so I had to turn it off.

setupBut it turns out dolphins will have sex with just about anything,

setuplike they're extremely horny creatures.

setupAnd they kind of bum me out, dude,

punchlineI just thought what me and Flipper had was special, you know?

tagI have herpes now, bastard.