Luke Newcomb

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.72 punch density·1.17 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.88 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:58:47 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Yo, I think it's safe to say life is like toilet paper.

We all go through it.

Some more than others.

They say they don't. They gotta be full of shit.

I wouldn't shake their hand, that's what I'm saying.

[Bit 2]

I think cheating is bad.

I think it's worse women do it.

A woman will cheat, not even cum.

Just fuck.

[Bit 3]

Like guys, guys are so gross.

Like they'll be like, oh, just a fucking pussy.

Like, yeah, let's do it.

Oh, you know what that means.

Do you want a cigarette butt?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Go through it" can mean endure life or use toilet paper.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- Yo, I think it's safe to say life is like toilet paper.

punchlineWe all go through it.

tagSome more than others.

tagThey say they don't. They gotta be full of shit.

tagI wouldn't shake their hand, that's what I'm saying.