2025-02-18

Set 23 · Episode 707

Marvin Izzie

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·1.05 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·7 beats·0.56 punch density·0.43 tag density

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Skips to 2:36:02 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I smoke weed.

That's something me and my father used to do,

smoke weed and laugh, smoke weed and laugh,

but we can't do it no more,

'cause his lungs can't take it like he used to,

'cause he's dead, right?

Smoke so much, he's ashes now.

Don't feel bad, though.

I had a quarter pound of him in my living room.

My little sister hit me up, was like,

"I want some of his ashes so I can put in a locket."

I was like, "I'll sell you an A for 60."

[Bit 2]

I want me and my wife to have a kid

so I can know what the race of my baby going to turn out to be.

I say race 'cause I'm Puerto Rican and my wife is Hondurian.

So if you use your mixed-race calculator,

Puerto Rico plus Honduras equals Mexican.

Cuban if you carry the one.

That makes race calculator for real.

Like, if you get a Chinese person in a Jamaican,

you get a Filipino.

You get an African in a Venezuelan,

you get a Haitian.

If you get a Colombian in a Cuban,

that's just a very serious cokehead in front of you.

Just letting you know that shit right now.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A dead father's weak lungs implies illness, but reveals literal death.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI smoke weed.

setupThat's something me and my father used to do,

setupsmoke weed and laugh, smoke weed and laugh,

setupbut we can't do it no more,

setup'cause his lungs can't take it like he used to,

punchline'cause he's dead, right?

tagSmoke so much, he's ashes now.