Sean Stewart

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.25 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.75 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density

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Skips to 1:52:59 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Howdy, it's crazy inbreeding used to be cool, right?

You had to be rich and famous to fuck your cousin.

A king and a queen, the powerful, fucked their cousins.

Now they fuck kids on an island, right?

[Bit 2]

I'm kind of sad I wasn't invited to that island though.

Not as an adult, but as a kid.

I wanted a Nickelodeon show.

I think it could have been better than Drake and Josh.

[Bit 3]

Everybody got real mad when they found out Stephen Hawking

went to the island?

I don't know why.

I don't think his dick worked.

If I was a kid on that island that got him on my weekly schedule, I'd be kind of pumped.

Right?

You know he gave some bomb-ass head.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Rich depravity implies cousin incest, but reveals island child abuse.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHowdy, it's crazy inbreeding used to be cool, right?

setupYou had to be rich and famous to fuck your cousin.

setupA king and a queen, the powerful, fucked their cousins.

punchlineNow they fuck kids on an island, right?