Fern

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.30 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 42:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My cousin has Down Syndrome.

Don't feel bad for him, though.

He got laid so much, he caught gonorrhea.

So we called him Slow Clap.

[Bit 2]

I like to treat pregnant women like dogs.

'Cause I'm a rub your belly. Yes, I am.

[Bit 3]

I got two cats.

One cat's name is Abyss

because if you stare into the abyss,

the abyss will stare back into you.

The other cat's name is Malschwitz.

The ironic part is Malschwitz doesn't like showers either.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Slow Clap" can mean delayed applause or gonorrhea in a slow person.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupMy cousin has Down Syndrome.

setupDon't feel bad for him, though.

setupHe got laid so much, he caught gonorrhea.

punchlineSo we called him Slow Clap.