Mike Holloway

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Skips to 13:55 in the episode

[Bit 1]

There are a lot of people who are really upset about trans women getting into women's sports.

I disagree.

I myself am considering identifying as a little person

and getting into midget wrestling.

I'll call myself Andre the Average.

Fuck up seven dwarves at once, just like Disney.

[Bit 2]

Speaking of Disney, I hear Disney is gonna do

a live-action Cinderella.

Yeah, it's gonna star Elliot Page

as Cinderella, who wants to be a prince.

And Dylan Mulvaney as the fairy godmother,

who waves a tampon like a wand

and says, "Figgity-faggity-poof."

And poof, there's Prince Cinderella.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Trans sports support implies fairness, but reveals wrestling exploitation.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupThere are a lot of people who are really upset about trans women getting into women's sports.

setupI disagree.

setupI myself am considering identifying as a little person

setupand getting into midget wrestling.

punchlineI'll call myself Andre the Average.

tagFuck up seven dwarves at once, just like Disney.