KT#737 - IAN BAGG + BRIAN HOLTZMAN
2025-09-30
Set 10 · Episode 737
Timmy No Brakes
Golden Ticket
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This set·8 bits·8 beats·0.05 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Elon Musk said in an interview this week
that AI will replace Mexicans by 2028.
Too much Mexicans said, "Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye!"
[Bit 2]
This one just says, "Tony, moving forward,
can I go by Clifford the Big Red Angry Retard?"
[Bit 3]
"Vietnam invaded Italy this week.
When asked why, they said, 'F*ck, get about it.'"
[Bit 4]
"Nastiest perseverance robot.
My hands are shaking because I'm going through pussy withdrawal.
Right now I haven't fucked in like two hours.
[Bit 5]
But William did give me a list.
It was Epstein's list.
[Bit 6]
If you're trying to be a comedian
and that's your dream, fucking quit.
You're never gonna make it.
[Bit 7]
-Bendy Spears!
-Oh!
-Christina Aguilera!
-Raven Simone!
That's actually so Raven.
Um...
The cast of Nickelodeon's all dead!
[Bit 8]
You did a big jazz club.
Yeah, I did a huge jazz club.
I think it was a 50,000-seater or something.
Sioux Falls. I don't know if you guys have been there.
It's like South Dakota, whatever. Big show.
Yeah, big line out the front.
And yeah, I just gave it my all and they said it was good.
I think the New York Times was there.
They did an op-ed.
I think Vulture.com was there.
They did an op-ed.
I think Red Band's mom was there.
She did a fucking op-ed on my fucking top.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"AI" sounds like "aye", and "aye" fits because Mexicans.”
Joke Type
phonetic-matchLines
setupElon Musk said in an interview this week
setupthat AI will replace Mexicans by 2028.
punchlineToo much Mexicans said, "Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye!"