Timmy No Brakes on Kill Tony
6 sets·6.00 bits/set·7.83 beats/set·0.12 punch density·0.64 tag density
About Timmy No Brakes's sets
Timmy No Brakes has done 6 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #723 and the latest on episode #760 (17 Mar 2026).
Timmy No Brakes won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Timmy No Brakes has performed for guest panels including Steve0, Tim Butterly, Dr Phil (Adam Ray) and Sal Vulcano.
Timmy No Brakes averages 0.12 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 95% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Timmy No Brakes's punch density went from 0.19 in the first set to 0.14 in the latest.
On average Timmy No Brakes follows each punchline with 0.64 tags.
Of the 47 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 18 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (15).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #760 | 17 Mar 2026 | Steve0, Tim Butterly | 9 | 0.14 | 0.21 |
| KT #755 | 10 Feb 2026 | Dr Phil (Adam Ray), Sal Vulcano, Greg Fitzsimmons | 5 | 0.04 | 0.33 |
| KT #749 | 23 Dec 2025 | Sly Stallone (Kyle Dunnigan), Tony Yayo | 10 | 0.16 | 1.64 |
| KT #737 | 30 Sept 2025 | Ian Bagg, Brian Holtzman | 8 | 0.05 | 0.00 |
| KT #729 | 29 July 2025 | Chris O'Connor, Ryan O'Neill | 1 | 0.13 | 1.00 |
| KT #723 | - | David Lucas, Cristina Mariani | 3 | 0.19 | 0.67 |
Jokes from Timmy No Brakes's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76017 Mar 2026
We're gonna go to Mitzi's bar, and I'm gonna punch you in the dick so hard that it falls off and none of the gay guys
are gonna be able to suck it anymore.
Okay. Red band for you. Where is Tones tap water sourced? Is it A, Flint, Michigan, or...
Or B, all of the above?
-All of the above. -You don't have to drink
KT #75510 Feb 2026
Because sometimes, after I get off stage, people come up to me and say, "Great set." And that makes me feel good,
because they're just bee cups.
Sam Jay, ladies and gentlemen. She's a black lesbo, which means she doesn't eat pussy.
She all hell nudge on it.
KT #74923 Dec 2025
I'm gonna say the N-word in three, two, one.
Nah, I got scared. I got scared.
I got scared.
I was a little afraid of that shit.
- Yeah, every since I became a, you know, embraced the power of being an old black man that I met 10 minutes ago, I--
- I be going to Ross Tres for Lechelot.
I am good at basketball.
I'm not racist at all.
KT #73730 Sept 2025
Elon Musk said in an interview this week that AI will replace Mexicans by 2028.
Too much Mexicans said, "Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye!"
"Vietnam invaded Italy this week.
When asked why, they said, 'F*ck, get about it.'"
KT #72929 July 2025
Fuck you, come on. And you, what do you do for a living? I'm just trying to find a natural way
into this fucking sushi chef job.
Does anybody work at an airport sushi restaurant?
KT #723
- Yeah, like you said, my name's Timmy No-Bricks. And you might wanna...
buckle the fuck up.
He's like, "You need treatment?" I'm like, "How much is that going to cost?" He's like, "$100."
I was like, "Bitch, that's a good deal."
That's a good deal!